Freighting

“Write ten flow sentences, using the freighting technique, each one about a different aspect of your life…They should each be six typed lines long and numbered; do not worry about putting them in an essay. As with the sample sentences, some freight cars should be stacked high with weighty material, other cars may be left with one item, and if you need to, use a connecting word (a conjunction) only one time per sentence to attach a related sentence train to your first train in order to sustain a longer flow.”

“one about foods you enjoy…”
I like to eat strawberry shortcake.

As I leisurely lay on my bed, while watching The Vikings on TV, one of my favorite TV shows, I like to eat strawberry shortcake, filled to the brim with freshly harvested, red, juicy strawberries, and thick, creamy, artery clogging, whipped cream, not sharing a single slice with any of my egoistical, greedy, and ungrateful family members, which include my parents, sister, and all my aunts and uncles, who have been eyeing every cake I ever bought with my own money, or baked with my own strength, all along.

“One about films or books that mean much to you…”
One of my favorite movies is Deadpool.

I tend to like TV shows more than movies, as I like to binge on lengthy, heart wrenching, pieces that often consume not only my whole life, but also my whole paycheck, however, one of my favorite movies, which do not include many movies at all, is Deadpool, because I feel that the main character, Wade Wilson, who looks like a rotten avocado, one that has been in a horrible car accident, left to rot on a hot hot summer day, is witty, rather relatable, well endowed and full of humor, which can often be perceived as black humor, as he is scarred, deeply depressed, and a victim of torture, yet he remains hopeful in the search of his long lost friend, the friend he has sacrificed so much for, Francis, or as he refers to himself, Ajax, the dishwashing soap. [Disclaimer: some of this is and indirect quote from the movie, I know nothing about Ryan Reynolds' nether region]

I read many Manga

I read many manga, which are similar to comics, but cooler, with more variety, drawn more beautifully, with much more attention to detail, many different genres that you can pick from, such as Shojo, Shonen, Josei, Seinen and Sports Manga, most of which are R-rated, due to their violent, explicit, brutal, sometimes overly sexual depiction of events, as opposed to Anime, which is forced to tone everything down, thus, leaving us with plot holes, confusion and dissatisfaction, in order to protect young viewers from potential trauma.

Drawing is my hobby

Creating masterpieces, learning from mistakes, drawing, the form of art that I chose, of the many forms of art that exist, the release I need, is not only my hobby, but my passion, the reason I am alive, striving, looking forward to tomorrow, every line I draw filled with my unrelenting emotions, sometimes depicting anger, sadness, loneliness or contempt, my eyes seeing the beauty in unexpected places, places many avoid, trash talk, or utterly disregard, learning a valuable lesson, that imperfections can harvest beauty, too,  that light wouldn’t exist without shadow.

My best friend is sad

My best friend, one of the few that I have, the one that left me questioning my sexuality, Lagertha, born and raised in Norway, whom I have known for so long, a beautiful angel sent from above, who has a bangin’ body, beautiful eyes, and a big heart, is often very depressed, dejected, and at a loss, even though she gives the best advice to people who feel the same, totally disregarding her own advice, she loses herself in an endless spiral of depression, and I, being the unhelpful friend that I am, can only offer her a shoulder to cry on. [Disclaimer #2: none of this is true and Lagertha from Norway is a character in “The Vikings”]